Face Your Fears

  There's ugly, and then there's ugly . I know that werewolves aren't exactly supermodels, but I consider them to be some of the prettier monsters around. That being said, a werewolf with an overbite that bad clearly needs help, not to mention he appears to have a third eye growing out of his forehead. The peasoup green background ain't helpin' things much either. This dude's seen better days is all I'm sayin'. But even ugliness has its merits, and I say this from experience. Ugliness aside, this mask is pretty great. It's got a garish burnt orange tone, like this werewolf (whom I'm now calling Terry) was in a self tanning machine for too long, and the ears are in particular really great. The nose is... ...wait, the nose isn't a werewolf snout. Is...is Terry some kind of bat? You know what, that would make a LOT more sense, honestly. Bats are supposed to be kind of ugly, and have weird jawlines. Okay, so maybe I was wrong. Maybe Terry is some...

Sometimes you come across something that just looks like something you should never have seen. This is one of those times. As soon as I set my eyes on this thing, I just felt like I'd suddenly somehow visually unleashed a plague upon my children and my childrens children and their children and so on until my lineage would be wiped clean from time itself. Then I remembered I don't have any children, and likely sadly never will, so I'm the only one whose facing eternal consequences for this and that's not really fair, right? I mean, what fun is a curse if it doesn't effect others? Boooooring. But this mask is so terrifying that my girlfriend genuinely asked me to remove it from our recently viewed list on eBay, because she hated having to see it every single time she landed on the homepage, so I guess it is effecting someone at least. Either way, this thing is downright awful and I love it. This is barely a mask, and more just a work of sheer horror. I figure it's...

Double double, toil and trouble Fire burn and caldron bubble. Forehead of a fenny snake Does a funny mask it make! Hey guys, it's been a while, hasn't it? An addendum before we begin, this blog was supposed to start getting updates again last Friday, but I got violently ill halfway through the week and wasn't capable of doing any work come Friday afternoon, hence here we are. Sorry about that. Anyway, let's talk about this glorious piece of work, shall we? This is a Topstone mask, and the reason I know this is a Topstone mask is because I specifically searched for Topstone masks and this was one of the ones that came up as a result, and boy howdy am I glad it did because this is easily an all time great. Oh sure, we've had a man with a spider on his head , we've had a Vampire with a bat on his head , and we've had a creature with other heads on his head , but this is the first time we've run into someone with a snake on their head, and ya know what? It...