Hello and welcome back to the show. Today on the "things that look like designs for an 80s Saturday morning kids cartoon" program, we have here with us this classic peach toned vinyl mask, topped with the hair of Gene Simmons and the most beautiful eyes you'll ever see on something truly not deserving of them. This mask hails from the "what in gods name were you thinking?" region, and is currently a popular specimen among only the most serious of collectors. If you, or a loved one, are interested in owning this rare piece of hideous history, then call us now at the You Shouldn't Be Buying This Network, just dial the number on the screen and for 10 easy installments of your own mortal soul, you too can own this absolutely terrifying number. Supplies are limited, because only a few of these can exist in the world without angering God, so make sure to call now. I'm not going to be the sort of person to judge the mutated version of Howard Hughs, but I