And so it was that Stephen Merks awoke one morning, weary eyed and depressed as usual, knowing he was going to have to drag himself back to a job that he hated that barely paid enough, only to discover, when he went to brush his teeth in the bathroom mirror, that his reflection showed something wholly unexpected. Rats! Rats living in his head! Two rats, specifically, whom he'd later come to name Matilda & The Boss, nested in one of his eye sockets and his brain. And as Stephen stood there, pondering his newfound companionship, realizing his life had just taken a sudden and confusing turn for the strange and unusual, he couldn't help but think to himself, "...fucking Mondays, man." Have you ever been in Stephen's situation? Have you ever woken up, tired of life, exhausted at imagining your ho-hum dreary life day in day out, only to discover you too have rats living inside of your head, eating you from the inside out? If so, then this is the blog post for you! T...